Is it just me or are taken mamas so attractive. By mama I mean girl a.k.a chiquittas, bitches... Depending on the circumsance. Anyway ., mamas who have a guy are the finest things ever!! They put the right makeup,, they wear that dress or top with a lace on it. For some reason lace turns me the shit on. Na hawa taken mamas always wear lace., so akikuhug nikama ako topless. They know exactly what to say, Ata wakisema 'sasa' tunaskia 'sexy'. Anyway, you get my flow. They are fine AF.
So., these taken mamas have nothing to lose and nothing to gain from your skinny single ass. You really gotta be creative. Shida ni Moja, these mamas have perfected the art of teasing. So, you take her out, say to Burger Dome, huko chips ni 140 , burger is like 450 na she will drink juice., considering you will only drink water and tell the waiter ifanane Na sprite she will set you back a good 1500. For a student, that's a lot. That's enough to get 3 B.A girls on your bedbug infested mattress pale Hall3. It might even, get a Chiromo girl, let's not get started about KU , hyo ata Olive Mugenda will give you some action. Lakini huyu taken mama, NO .Remember , there is somewhere she gets the D from.
So, you take her to your place, it's late, it's dark, your broke and your hard. Like a gentleman, you chat with her about life, classes, her man, eventually , she wants to leave... That's when we all make the move. So you approach to kiss her and she pulls back, pecks you and walks away with a smile on her face. Handbrake imesimama Yake yote, you look down and curse. Ingekuwa dame single, Ata ungepata kwa washrooms za BurgerDome. You count your 1500 losses and call it a day. Unasema, never again, Huwezi haribu pesa ama bundles on her. She gets home or to her man's place and calls you to say she had a good time. Unakata Simu like a G, then like a bitch call her back saying hukutaka kummalizia credit Nikama Collymore ni daddy. You're hooked. There is something about rejection that keeps us dogs, oops , I men coming back. Knowing there is something out there that you can't have.
It's basically against the bro code to hit on a pal's girl lakini the issue arises when you don't know the guy. No bro code then. So, you hit on her, if your lucky , you get the peck, extra lucky you get laid. Lakini some of these taken mamas also like to feel special, they want to feel wanted and in some cases they want to really know if their idiot boyfriend is right for her, they want to know of they have really found their Jonny. Hapa Hakuna wizi, ni cost shairing. Anakulwa pale Na chali wake then anakuja Na kukula burger Zako. Eventually as a man you'll be a 'side-dude'. The only difference is, we really don't mind. Eventually you'll give me tail, or in some rather common instances, she'll realize you are the real Johnny and you step in, hoping it's not a vicious circle. All in all, you taken mamas, you milfs out there, you drive us single men crazy. If only...
